Thursday, September 6, 2007

Mercredi (Wednesday)

Yesterday morning I got up at 7:45 and got ready to walk to school. I got there a little early so I could use the internet. Our class – level 9 – started at 10:30 and we got there at 10:00 to buy our books. That reminds me – I have to ask Mme. Beaufort if we are going to be reimbursed for them.

So at 10:30 we started class. I am in the most advanced class, along with Vaune, Laura, Brittany, and Jessica. Brennan tested up into our class today, which means that more than half of Tulane’s program is in level 9. Mostly what we did yesterday was administrative stuff, including having our ID photos taken. Less than an hour later, we had ID cards.


I look oddly sunburnt in mine.

In our class, we also did a dictation, some speaking, and wrote a little bit so that our teacher can decide if we are in the right class. Yesterday we had two hours of Language class, then lunch, then a break. After that we had “expression orale,” which was really fun and reminded me a bit of Ste-Anne and also early level conversation classes. But it was fun, and Vaune and I were reassured by the fact that we were among the better speakers. We did that for an hour, and then had language lab. Our listening comprehension exercise was pretty difficult, although by the end I think most of us had most of the answers. We had that for an hour, and then after that we had two hours of “Civilisation,” which is really a culture class. We learned about le Mont St-Michel and Saint-Malô, which are places that we are going to visit on Sunday. We also learned about the Châteaux de la Loire, which we are going to visit on the 16th. It was pretty interesting, although very long. If you’ve been doing the math, you will realize that we were there from 9:30 AM until 7:00 PM. After that I had to run home because dinner is at 7:30, on the dot.

Dinner is always an experience. Last night we started off with some weird thick slice of salami, and then there was white fish with rice, which was interesting because for lunch we had had salmon with rice. And it seemed that most people had fish and rice for dinner last night – maybe Wednesday is unofficial fish and rice night in Angers? I literally eat everything they put in front of me, even if I hate it, because I don’t want to be rude. This woman must think that all Americans need to eat massive amounts of food to sustain their fatness, because she keeps shoving food at me. Between her and her husband, they eat less than half of what she makes, and then she expects me to eat the rest. Vaune thinks that she is fattening me up to eat me. Every time I stop eating she says, “Mangez comme il faut!” in a very frantic voice.

It’s been interesting living with these two grandparent-types, because I have never really been in a situation where I have had to use the formal way of speaking very often. What they tell you in French class is that you use it with strangers, authority figures, and old people. As soon as I met these people, I could tell that they were very Old France, very polite. They always refer to me as “vous,” and I do the same to them and try very hard to remember the formal ways to say things, like using the conditional to ask for things and using inversion to ask questions. It actually comes very naturally, and I am very pleased with myself.

After dinner I started to get ready for the meet-up at the bar. I borrowed Madame’s hair-dryer and took a shower. Keep in mind that the shower is in the kitchen, so I was taking a shower while she was doing the dinner dishes. They are used to this and don’t seem to care, but it makes me very uncomfortable.

I left around 9, and met up with Jessica and Emerson (a Haitian guy who goes to Allegheny college and lives in the same host house as Jessie) and their friends and we walked together to the bar. It was very crowded, so we grabbed our free sangrias and got out of there. We went across the street to another bar, which was much less crowded. Vaune and I were charged with drink getting, and thus sat down at the bar, next to a guy with many facial piercings who I had seen around at La Catho. Vaune ordered Guinness for herself and Jennifer, and I asked the bartender (whose name is Kat) what she recommended. After talking for a few minutes, she concocted a beverage for me, and when someone asked what it was, she told them, “It’s the Boston Special!” When she handed it me, she said, “Here you go, baby girl,” in this accent that sounded sort of British, sort of Canadian. What it really sounded like was a Quebecoise speaking English learned from a teacher with a British accent, but I have no idea if she is Quebecoise or French or what. She was really cool and seemed very good at keeping rowdy Frenchman at bay.


The "Boston Special." Loving the glowstick. Seems dangerous to my health though.

Around 11:30 this bar seemed randomly to transform into a bar full of gay men. All these guys were singing some drinking song together, which sounded something like “Little Bunny Foo Foo,” and Jennifer asked one of them, “Qu’est-ce qu tu chantes?” This other guy came up and said to her, “You speak ze English? He is my boyfriend,” and then they started kissing, five inches in front of Jennifer’s face. Sadly, I missed this encounter as I was deep in conversation about body art with the guy sitting next to me. He told us his name was Scott, but we called him Stephanie. We bonded over a mutual love of Rocky Horror Picture Show.


Vaune and I being silly.


Scott, looking pensive.

Around 12:15 we decided we should go since we had class in the morning, so we left. I was uncomfortable about walking home alone in the dark, so I jokingly said to Brennan, “Do you want to walk half an hour in the wrong direction so that you can then turn around and walk another half an hour back to your house?” and Brennan said, “Sure!” and walked me home, so at least I didn’t have to feel sketchy walking home alone. I let myself into the house very quietly (this morning Madame specifically told me that she didn’t hear me come in) and went to bed, only to get up at 7:30 again this morning! Ah!!! It never ends.

Mardi (Tuesday)

So I am sitting in my room at 120 Rue des Ponts de Cé, getting ready to go out. We have a soirée tonight at a bar to get to know each other. I have a few minutes so I thought I would write about Tuesday.

On Tuesday morning I got up at 6:30 AM and went downstairs to take a shower. The shower is in the kitchen, only separated from the public eye by a barely functional accordion door that only goes as far as the refrigerator. Luckily no one else was up. After my shower I came back upstairs and got dressed. After getting dressed, I came downstairs again for breakfast, which is basically bread and bread-related toppings. They were shocked that I didn’t drink coffee, but they apparently have caravans full of hot chocolate, which they will not let me leave the house without drinking. To make said hot chocolate, I go into the kitchen, turn on the gas, turn on the burner, light the burner with a match, and heat my milk in a saucepan. The actual hot chocolate mix is the same as anywhere. I actually brought my own mocha cream cocoa mix, so maybe I will try using that tomorrow. I don’t want to offend them.

At 8 AM, Claire and I left and walked to la Catho (l’Université Catholique de l’Ouest), where our program (CIDEF – Centre International des Etudes de Français) is held. We all went to this big amphithéâtre (basically an auditorium, but with desks) and were talked at a bit before taking our placement tests. After the tests we ate lunch, and after lunch we went walking around the city. Between lunch and tour, a few of us actually ventured into the « centre ville » a bit early.




On the way to the centre ville


Tessa, Jessie, me, Vaune and Laura in front of a fountain near the center of town


Vaune extolling the virtues of Coca-Light Lemon


Angers' château


The garden at the château


The Maine river, whichs lends its name to the name of the département that Angers is in - Maine et Loire.

After a lot of seeing pretty things and not learning where anything actually useful was, Vaune and I ditched our tour group and found discount stores, including Monoprix and H&M. Actually, we saw most of our group at H&M. Kind of sad. But I bought a bag that can fit my laptop, so I can bring it to la Catho for internet without having to look like a nerd with my giant backpack, and I bought a little sweater, too. It’s freaking cold here in the morning and evening, but very hot midday. Layers are key.

I also got a text message from Laura Liss, telling me she’d seen the class placements and I was in level 9, the highest level. Score. And a little bit of Ste-Anne déjà vu.

After all that business, having walked for four hours, I walked home and had dinner with my host family. Delicious, as per usual. Her salads are amazing – and I don’t even like salad. Everything is fresh from the garden. Dessert is generally fruit – last night it was fresh peaches.

Around 8 I walked to the payphone and unsuccessfully tried to call various humans. I went back around 9 and managed to get in touch with Alexis, which just led to a lot of tears and “I-miss-you”s. After that I finally got to bed, exhausted beyond comprehension.

This (Wednesday) morning, I got up bright and early at 7:45, but I will write about that later, as it is now time to go walk for half an hour before I arrive at the bar.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Monday II

Monday morning we got up early to shower and eat breakfast, and then hauled our bags downstairs. We hopped on a bus, which took us to the Fondation des Etats-Unis, where we will be staying when we return to Paris.


Sur l'autobus


La Fondation des Etats-Unis

We dropped off bags to store there and then got back on the bus, which took us to La Gare Montparnasse. We bought sandwiches and Vaune and I investigated the bathrooms. The public bathrooms in France are very interesting. Most of them require payment by coins, and the floors are always wet, because after you use them the whole thing automatically disinfects by spraying every surface with disinifectant. You have fifteen minutes in there. Exceed that, and you get sprayed.

We got on the train at noon and maneuvered all of our luggage into the tiny luggage area. We got on the train and had an uneventful train ride, except for some fits of laughter between Vaune and myself due to bad puns on the French word for « eavesdropper. »

At the Gare Angers – St. Laud, the director of CIDEF was waiting for us. and he guided us upstairs where our host families were waiting. Mine was a tiny old lady, who gave me enthusiastic French cheek kisses when I went up to her. We took a taxi back to her house.

She and her husband are retired vegetable growers, and they have this ancient house with a gorgeous garden. It’s beautiful, though very old, just like M et Mme Gilot. I came in and we sat and chatted. I like them. She is a bit of an overbearing grandmother, but he is the quintessential indulgent grandfather type who winks at me every time Madame is being a bit over the top. I love him.

There is another CIDEF student staying there. Her name is Claire. Actually, I can’t pronounce her name (Yee-Sul) and neither can Madame, so when she arrived a few days ago, Mme Gilot just wanted to call her « Marie. » But she thought Marie was too common a name, and her French name in her French class the year before had been Claire, so now she is Claire to us. I really like her. She is from South Korea. She speaks English and French, but is not excellent in either, so sometimes we have trouble communicating. We usually speak French, but since her comprehension is a lot better than her speaking, she tends to speak in Franglais, which I think is hilarious.

After I unpacked I just took a nap. I was stressed out and sad (missing people) and had nothing to do (M et Mme Gilot have heard of the internet but don’t know what it is – no joke) so I went to sleep. I don’t usually sleep during the day, but part of that is because I feel like I should be doing something else, and when there’s nothing else to do, it is easier for me to nap. So I napped, and then read, and then we had dinner. We started out with a salade aux haricots verts (green bean salad) which was green beans cooked with potato in butter and some sort if vinegar sauce, but it was chilled. I hate green beans but chilled with the sauce, they were actually really delicious. The green beans were fresh from the garden. And then we had pizza, but it was like gourmet pizza. It was amazing. In France they eat pizza with a knife and fork, which I am still getting used to. We had pudding for dessert and sat around and talked about politics.

After dinner Claire and I walked into town – about a ½ hour. We just looked around, and I sniped the bathroom code at the McDonald’s, so free public bathroom use for me! Claire asked me if I had a boyfriend, so I explained about Alexis. From what Claire said, I seem to have met the only person in all of South Korea who has no problem with gay people. She talked about this gay celebrity and how everyone hates him, and then she was like, « But I watched a movie about it, so it’s okay with me. » Totally nonchalant. I guess I lucked out.

Anyway, then I got back and typed up this account of my day in case I ever got to see the Internet again (luckily, here I am – I found it). I called Alexis on my French cell phone and it cost me 4 Euros and 60 Euro cents. Lame. Yesterday I bought an international Télécarte so I can call her from the pay phones without worrying so much about cost, but it’s sill an arm and a leg. I haven’t yet had a chance to write about Tuesday or today… I will try to keep up but it’s hard when my chances for internet are so few and far between!


My cute room




Adorable boudoir


A sign with guidelines for staying in a host family. Madame has added, "No boys in the room," "No open flames in the room," "No showers after 9:30 PM," and "No smoking in the house."


Their gorgeous garden

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Internet!

Praise be to God, la Catho has a computer lab and WiFi. I didn't bring Raoul (my laptop) today, because I didn't know if there would be WiFi and I didn't want to haul my computer to the university in futility. But I have already written a post about my arrival in Angers and I will post it tomorrow afternoon, after classes.

I just got out of the placement test. I was one of the first people out. it was a well-written test. I think I did pretty well, but we shall see.

A demain!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Monday

Last night Vaune and Jennifer and I ste out to find an "Irish pub" called "Le Bistrot Irlandais," after I found a website called IrishFrance.com where you can search Irish pubs by location. We did eventually come upon the pub, but as it was Sunday, it was closed. After that we wandered around until we found a little brasserie where we ate dinner. We all had the "Salade chèvre chaud," which literally means "hot goat salad." It was salad with bits of "lardon" (kind of like bacon), gruyère, and tomato, with two tiny slices of toasted baguette that had melted goat cheese on them. It was wondrous. I also had my first Desperados since I have been in Paris. It was long missed.

After that we walked up to the Vavin Metro station (we had walked about three Metro stations from where we had gotten off - burning off that goat cheese I suppose) and found our way home. Unfortunately Vaune's and my roommate Tessa was in the shower when we got home. You only get one key for your room, and she had it, so we just sat down outside our room and waited. While we were waiting, an Italian man started speaking Italian to us. So I started speaking Italian back! We had a conversation! It was very cool. He was like "You speak Italian well," which is a baldfaced lie, I speak very broken and horrible Italian. But he was nice about it. He told us he had been in Washington DC 2 months ago and that Washington DC has the most Italians. Interesting. Anyway, it was awesome and I felt really cool.

We're about to get on the train to Angers. I have no idea what my internet situation will be. We'll be taking placement tests and doing intensive French study. I'm pathetically excited about this and hope to be placed in a very high level. Off we go!

P.S. I have also changed my comment settings so anyone can comment. You may now comment even if you are not a blogspot user. Please be courteous and do not leave anonymous comments.

Sunday

I have the hiccups. It sucks.

Last night was our first meal on our own. Vaune and Brennan and I wandered all the way down Avenue d'Italie and found all the Asian cuisine. We went to a Thai/Vietnamese place. I had duck. It was okay. After we came home we pretty much just crashed.

This morning I came down here on the Internet and figured out SkypeOut, which is a feature of Skype where you can call actual phones. I bought 10 Euros of SkypeOut credit. When I get back to Paris after Angers, I am going to buy 3 months of SkypeIn for 15 Euros, which will buy me a US phone number that US people can call for domestic rates instead of international, and includes free voicemail. So, yay for figuring out Skype. I may get Skype Pro, but I have not decided yet.

Vaune and I had stumbled out of bed for breakfast at 7:45, but the next task we had was to meet our adviser, Madeleine Beaufort at Le Bar à Huitres (The Oyster Bar) at 12:45 for lunch.


getting ready to go

Vaune and I left early and thus had time to wander the area. In the Metro station we saw a poster for the Vagina Monologues:



And as we walked around, we saw an ad for a school supply store, claiming, "All your stamps on sale here!" It was funnier in French.




I thought the restaurant was pretty bad. My salad tasted like battery acid, and the only non-fish item was a rather soggy steak. My dessert was a delicious cobbler, so that was okay.

Brennan's lunch was still alive. A random crab had made its way into his clam shell and stowed away until it reached our table.



After lunch Vaune and I practically ran away from everyone else. We're both feeling really claustrophobic spending all of our time in the same group of ten people, and we don't understand why everyone else feels the need to all stay together. We can travel in smaller groups. So we jetted out of there and over to Reid Hall, where we had another orientation meeting.


The courtyard of Reid Hall


lovely photo in the Reid Hall courtyard


Mme Beaufort orienting us

The orientation meeting was crazy. We filled out an endless number of forms for our "cartes de séjour" and our Sorbonne registration. It was very confusing and bureaucratically messy. Finally we got out of there.


Vaune and I inspecting the bulletin board in Reid Hall with ads looking for English tutors and roommates. Vaune is giving Brennan the finger.


We all very much enjoyed the Toilettes people on the sign at Reid Hall. They really have to go.

Vaune and I wanted to go the mall to buy large purses that can double as school bags, and also that our cameras will fit in, so we hopped on the Metro with Brennan and Jennifer, who also wanted to go to the mall.



Of course, the mall was closed because it is Sunday, and in French, "Sunday" means "day where you are not allowed to buy anything." So we just walked back and now we are back at the CISP. Of course, I must share with you two more pictures.

There are these ads all over the city for Quick, which is a fast food hamburger place. All of their ads feature (presumably famous) athletes, with a picture of the athlete holding a signed burger. Above the athlete is his name and the word "burger," thereby creating burgers named after the athletes. There is a phrase underneath the name, usually beginning with "Sûrement..." meaning, "Surely..." or "Certainly.." They amuse me.


"Surely the most handsome."


"Surely the best." A bit presumptuous, eh?

And, a closeup of my serious, "Surely the best" face:



Vaune and I are on a quest to find an Irish pub, so that is my current Google activity. I'm sure you will hear about it if we find one nearby.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

More pictures from Saturday


Paintings and sculptures inside l'Orangerie


The rabbit who warns you with a rhyme not to put your fingers in the door.



My ID photos.


Vaune's ID photos


Brennan's ID photos

Gotta go, the internet "closes" in three minutes. More adventures tomorrow!